{"id":2662,"date":"2016-03-14T12:09:31","date_gmt":"2016-03-14T12:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kennethboeghandersen.dk\/antboy-5-uddrag\/"},"modified":"2018-06-25T09:23:24","modified_gmt":"2018-06-25T09:23:24","slug":"antboy-5-excerpt","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kennethboeghandersen.dk\/en\/antboy-5-excerpt\/","title":{"rendered":"Antboy 5 &#8211; excerpt"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>\n\t\tAntboy 5<br \/>\n\t<\/h2>\n<h1>\n\t\tSLIME, SNOT AND SUPER POWERS<br \/>\n\t<\/h1>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kennethboeghandersen.dk\/wp-content\/uploads\/antboy5_slim_snot_l.jpg\" alt=\"antboy5_slim_snot_l\" itemprop=\"image\" height=\"470\" width=\"300\" title=\"antboy5_slim_snot_l\"  \/><\/p>\n<h3>\n\t\tExcerpt<br \/>\n\t<\/h3>\n<p>Then the telephone rang and I &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh. No.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; remembered.<\/p>\n<p>Remembered how the phone had also rung last Saturday when I was talking to Karen. Remembered how it had woken up her grandson, Viggo. Karen had promised to look after him for half an hour while her daughter went shopping. I hadn\u2019t even noticed the boy until the telephone made him cry. Karen had to take the call, so I\u2019d come to her rescue and tried to console the little one. I made a few funny faces, and it worked, quickly turning his tears to laughter. But had it worked too well? That was the question.<\/p>\n<p>Of course he wasn\u2019t the one who\u2019d robbed the armored vehicle, but if I\u2019d managed to infect a ten-month-old baby with superpowers \u2026 It was a disaster waiting to happen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A car was parked in the double carport at the last house on Brookhill Road, and there were lights in the windows. Carefully I sneaked around the house and glanced through the windows.<\/p>\n<p>Dining room\u2014empty.<\/p>\n<p>Living room\u2014empty.<\/p>\n<p>Bathroom\u2014empty.<\/p>\n<p>Office\u2014empty.<\/p>\n<p>Nursery\u2014oh no\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Karen\u2019s daughter lay facedown on the floor, her arms at her side, her face concealed behind her long blonde hair. Unmoving. Next to her head was a child\u2019s shape sorting cube made of wood.<\/p>\n<p>I heard some babbling and caught sight of Viggo. He was sitting next to the red bookshelf that was stuffed with toys. He was wearing his flying suit and held a toy car in his hands. Curiously, he turned the car over, raised it to his mouth, and snapped it in half with his toothless gums.<\/p>\n<p>My legs threatened to collapse underneath me.<\/p>\n<p>Little Viggo wasn\u2019t a disaster waiting to happen. He was a disaster that had\u00a0already\u00a0happened.<\/p>\n<p>Then the telephone rang and it dawned on me.<\/p>\n<p>Oh. No.<\/p>\n<p>The phone had also rung last Saturday when I was talking to Karen and it had woken up her grandson, Viggo. Karen had promised to look after him for half an hour while her daughter went shopping. I hadn\u2019t even noticed the boy until the telephone made him cry. Karen had to take the call, so I\u2019d come to her rescue and tried to console the little one. I made a few funny faces, and it worked, quickly turning his tears to laughter. But had it worked too well? That was the question.<\/p>\n<p>Of course he wasn\u2019t the one who\u2019d robbed the armored vehicle, but if I\u2019d managed to infect a ten-month-old baby with superpowers \u2026 It was a disaster waiting to happen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A car was parked in the double carport at the last house on Brookhill Road, and there were lights in the windows. Carefully I sneaked around the house and glanced through the windows.<\/p>\n<p>Dining room\u2014empty.<\/p>\n<p>Living room\u2014empty.<\/p>\n<p>Bathroom\u2014empty.<\/p>\n<p>Office\u2014empty.<\/p>\n<p>Nursery\u2014oh no\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Karen\u2019s daughter lay facedown on the floor, her arms at her side, her face concealed behind her long blonde hair. Unmoving. Next to her head was a child\u2019s shape sorting cube made of wood.<\/p>\n<p>I heard some babbling and caught sight of Viggo. He was sitting next to the red bookshelf that was stuffed with toys. He was wearing his flying suit and held a toy car in his hands. Curiously, he turned the car over, raised it to his mouth, and snapped it in half with his toothless gums.<\/p>\n<p>My legs threatened to collapse underneath me.<\/p>\n<p>Little Viggo wasn\u2019t a disaster waiting to happen. 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